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Crater

by TFox on October 11, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Posted In: Scrib

October 11, 2010

It’s Monday afternoon. Only a few hours until our flight. We’re all laying around the condo now, in something of a daze. Many of us have slept, after such an early start we’ve been pretty tired. There’s work to be done – cleaning up, packing. I think we’re all pretty focused on putting that off until the last minute. I have an urge to soak up as much excitement as possible in the few hours that remain here in paradise. The water is salty though, and the sun hot. I’m also red from head to toe. I’m not well motivated despite my enthusiasm.

I didn’t put up a post for yesterday because Sarah was sick, and there was some drama Saturday night that put a wrinkle in the otherwise silky smooth surface of our adventure. I won’t go into detail, but in the end most of yesterday was spent in bed, some at an urgent care clinic, and a little bit exacerbating an already extreme sunburn by the pool. Everyone’s alive though, so nothing to worry about.

The aforementioned drama and illness caused hesitation when considering going to the crater atop the mountain. The thought was that Sarah and I would skip it, and make the most of our time in other ways. Come 3:30am though, when the condo was abuzz with barely lucid zombie adventurers preparing for a long ride to the top to catch the sunrise, we reconsidered. I was ready, but Sarah took some convincing. In the end she complied. She thanked me later, as I knew she would.

We had 2 cars this time, and a few extra people. I drove Sarah’s rental, and we split the crew between vehicles. There was some amusing confusion over GPS directions (navigation is all but worthless here) Jason, the other driver, made all the mistakes it took us days to figure out. Once we got on the highway though, it was smooth sailing.

As we started to ascend the base of the hill, we noticed a large cloud of smoke coming off the fields to the side of the road in the distance ahead. As we approached, we saw that under all the smoke was a dark red glow. There were licks of flame along the edges, and billowing smoke from the field it was consuming. LAVA! It was still pitch black outside, and raining, and as we approached, the road curved, and aimed directly into the fire. We pressed on, wanting to get a closer look, and eventually reached the very edge of the fire, as the road casually turned to avoid the field entirely. It turned out the ‘lava’ was just some farmers burning the bush to enrich the soil, or whatever it is they do. How disappointing. We rolled out the tripod, got some pictures, and moved on.

The road up the mountain was built switchback style, with those trademark hairpin turns we’ve come to expect. It’s not as bad as the Hana highway, but still goes to great lengths to limit any semblance of speed. Along the tiny 2-lane mountain road were various warning signs – watch for bikers was pretty common; some local tour groups take mountain bikes up the road and patrons can then ride down. Another was ‘watch for cattle’, it seems there’s a bit of farm land up that way. We also saw ‘watch for néné’ which features the silhouette of what appears to be some variety of duck.

When one is driving in the dark, around corners, there aren’t many tools at your disposal to illuminate the road ahead. Typically the headlights don’t make visible the road you’re turning into, even with the brights set. This creates something of a blind spot, where, at the wee hours of the morning, as one’s eyes strain to see what occupies the void of the black, Godzilla, Yeti, and Dragons are prone to pop into existence without warning. I was turning one such corner, Jason directly behind me (I later found out he was looking for the defrost button) when a creature appeared. Then another, and 2 more. I slammed on the brakes, swerved to avoid them, and Jason miraculously did the same. Inches from my front bumper, now clearly visible in the headlights, stood 2 grown cattle and 2 of their young. As a cow does, each of them seemed to barely notice our presence, unaware of any danger or immediate threat. None made any attempt to move. With some effort, we managed to convince them to allow passage. Not long after, we passed a coffee stand. None of us could think of a reason to stop.

The crater itself wasn’t what I was expecting, I’m reminded that this is the nature of expectations. Parking was available on the edge of the highest side, near some rocks surrounding the edge of a cliff that descended into the bowl below. I would guess the crater spanned several miles, and may have been a mile or two deep. It had the distinct impression of an unnaturally large ice cream scoop, as if some incomprehensibly large being had ordered Dublin Mud Slide, 1 scoop, no sprinkles. Also, it was freezing the @#$% cold. I remember thinking as I left the condo that I wouldn’t need my lulu (hoodie) but brought it along anyway. Shoes, socks, and pants would have been laughable had the thought even crossed my mind. It was easily 40 degrees there, and I wasn’t the only one from our group dressed for the beach. Most of the tourists had come prepared, and were in parkas or full windbreaker gear, often wrapped in a thick blanket. It seems we missed the memo.

Looking into the distance, the sun seemed to be hiding under the horizon, taking its time in making an appearance. The horizon itself was illuminated fairly well, and though the ocean wasn’t visible, a sea of clouds reached into the distance as far as the eye could see. As we were hoping, the sun did eventually make its daily appearance. I had walked up a small path that circled a little peak to the top, away from the parking lot, and I was on my way back down when it happened. I watched as the fiery light consumed the pack of tourists, an inch at a time, from head to toe. Like racehorses at the starting shot, hundreds of cameras fired at once. Flashes went off, video cameras started rolling, small groups of naive amateurs crowded their way to the edge to get their silhouettes permanently etched on digital film next to a giant white spot and a lens flare. Within minutes, it was over. The pack dispersed. Cameras away, keys out, heat to full blast, and away they went. Down the hill to the hot, sandy beaches from whence they had come.

We stuck around for a few minutes. We made our way up to the summit lookout that had previously been barricaded due to lack of parking. A small building with a panorama of windows sat atop the peak, and a few straggling visitors came and went. The summit sign read 10,000ft, and another small sign next to a staircase read “walk slowly at this altitude”. I was instantly reminded of my time in India in a small town built at 11,000ft where ascending a staircase was a recipe for a nap. Good advice.

The sun was surprisingly high in the sky as we took a few final photos, then packed up and made our way down following the masses.

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Snorkeling, part I

by TFox on October 10, 2010 at 7:00 am
Posted In: Travel

October 9, 2010

It has become a daily practice to spend most of the morning laying around. The process of getting out of bed takes about an hour, then breakfast, then sitting in the sun or splashing in the waves. We usually leave around 11, and I can tell you, it feels pretty nice to know we don’t have to be anywhere.

After our daily morning lounge, we packed up the car and headed up the coast to check out some fish. We had spent some time with the guide book, and found a couple of beaches we were interested in checking out north of Lahaina. The target was a bay called Honokahua, though we had heard it’s hit or miss there. It’s rocky on the beach, and gets murky sometimes, though the guide book claims it’s super popular. The backup plan was Napili, which is right nearby and also said to be good. We weren’t able to locate either of those, so we ended up at a third beach entirely. I don’t recall the name, but there wasn’t much to see anyway. We splashed around, spooked the wildlife, got sand in our shorts, and sunburned. It was great.

The frat boys had been talking about a football game most of the day (UW vs. ASU I believe) and had a plan to meet up with some other friends who were arriving and watch the game at a local bar. Sarah and I dropped everyone off at the Westin, and made our way to the next beach to watch more fish instead.

We had just gotten ourselves situated, goggles on, flippers ready, and splashed into the waves, when we found that directly beneath us was a Sea Turtle. There was a flurry of looking at each other and pointing before it started to scurry off. Not wanting to waste an opportunity, we excitedly pursued it. It seemed unsure about us at first, so we followed it for a while until it calmed a bit. I dove a few times to swim alongside, which was pretty incredible, though the turtle didn’t seem particularly interested. Sadly the camera was in the car, and we could barely keep up as it was, so we didn’t get any pictures.

I have this memory of my parents returning from Maui with some postcard or towel or something with a big, flat, white/yellow/black fish, something that has always reminded me of this place I had never been. It was a bizarre experience happening upon a live one in its natural habitat. Frankly, experiencing the oceanic wildlife here is pretty surreal in general. One knows what to expect, yet it’s all still so foreign. And there’s such a variety. Big, small, thin, fat, long, short, and each with a color scheme all their own. There are a few with a natural camouflage, but others are obvious, attracting attention very easily. They all look a bit like candy, I imagine if I were a marine predator, I would be fat and happy on these guys.

After dark, we joined the frat boys for the end of the game and we all made a scene in the Westin hot tub. I didn’t catch it, but one of them apparently got escorted out by security. Go team.

Later, we got dressed up (or some semblance thereof) and went to a ‘club’ called Timba. The entire ordeal was a bad con, starting with a red carpet (with nobody on it) and a host of bouncers wearing sunglasses. We asked if there was anyone inside, drawing some conclusion from the lack of noise and bodies, to which we were told ‘yeah, it’s packed’. Lies. I’m not much of a partier anyway, but this place was all but dead. I think the final straw was ‘no drinks on the dance floor’. Things went downhill from there, though I think everyone had a decent time in spite.

Sarah and I later discovered we were fairly extensively sunburned. Anything exposed in the many hours of water enjoyment was bright red. She also managed to get sick, possibly as a result. Neither of us slept much that night.

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Hana

by TFox on October 9, 2010 at 7:00 am
Posted In: Travel

October 8, 2010

Sarah & I woke in time to catch the sunrise. We’re still adjusting to the time difference, but it surprises me that I’m waking up at what would be 10am. My internal clock is clearly on vacation, but in the wrong timezone.

Watching the sunrise was pretty spectacular. The mountain has clouds around it pretty much full time as far as we can tell, and at night the moisture seems to spread out, surrounding the mountain in fog. So in the morning, the sun crawls over the hill piercing through the mist and the effect is incredible.

We had discussed taking the Hana highway the night before, and in lieu of a better plan, we went for it. The road is about 60 miles long, and has smaller than regulation lanes, where it even has lanes at all. All bridges are one-lane, and most are on a blind corner. The length of the road is entirely made of turns, mostly tight, going no more than 100ft or so without a bend, and no more than 500ft or so without a blind corner. The posted limit is 15mph or good reason, but nobody obeys it (ourselves included), also for good reason. This was a pretty exciting trip to say the least. We didn’t see much there once we finally got to Hana, so if you’re considering it, I’d recommend going about halfway and turning back. Along the way are plenty of awesome little waterfalls and beaches and the like.

One of the things we did see in Hana was a red sand beach. Surrounding the area is a large area of coral and rock, and with that, lots of cool little tide pools. Sarah and I took a bunch of shots and I got some video too. The beach itself is pretty secluded, so we took the opportunity to do some snorkeling. There’s a huge rock creating a barrier against a pretty vicious sea, so apart from the current from the coming and going flow of water, it was really calm, perfect for fish-watching.

We had planned to go out, but after another several hours of tight turns at breakneck speed, we were all pretty tired (and a little sick). We crashed early and prepared for another epic day.

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Lahaina

by TFox on October 8, 2010 at 7:00 am
Posted In: Travel

October 7, 2010

With the time difference, we crawled out of bed minutes after the sunrise, somewhere around 7:30 or 8. Mostly everyone had made a sincere effort to become completely drunk (~90 beers went missing) and the effects were apparent. My sister thought it wise to pull a sweater over her head and wrap herself in a comforter the night before. She wasn’t really happy about it in the morning. The (other) boys came crawling out of the frat room mostly still drunk I think. It’s sometimes hard to tell.

We all chipped in for breakfast, which was eggs, bacon, and toast with fresh fruit salad. Afterward, we splashed around in the water for a bit. The ‘beach’ is mostly rocks, but remains shallow for about 100yd or so off the shore. There’s a small staircase that descends into the water from a concrete barrier wall, and the bottom step is completely covered in algae. Every person heading into the water, despite warning from previous victims, nearly died on that step in true stoogeish, comical style. There’s a lump of coral that peeks out of the ocean at the very edge of the shelf, just big enough to seat a person or two. Getting out there was a bit of a trick with the coming and going waves, but I made it my mission, and managed to pull it off. I didn’t mention it before, but the waves effectively die here. They crash against the shelf and become a strong current, so sitting on the tiny mountain, I was bombarded by each incoming wave attempting to sweep me away. Sarah had the foresight to equip herself with some sort of rugged water shoe (I was barefoot) and rescued me from the field of sharp rocks, shells, and critters obstructing my path home. I managed to escape with only a few scrapes and bruises from my previous, solo effort to reach the edge.

Somewhere around noon, we left for Lahaina. As we were arriving, a cruise ship appeared. Appropriate, I think, because Lahaina is a small town that makes no apparent secret of catering to visiting tourists. I should mention – anyone I’ve met who has been to Maui, since I was a child, has woven a tale of corruption and commercialism about this place, describing often that every inch of the island is developed and resorty. Until Lahaina, I hadn’t really found that to be true. There is a strong presence of tourist attractions, but it’s really very quaint and small-village like in nature. Regardless, Lahaina was certainly interesting. There’s a tiny road that travels along the water, lined with shops and parked cars. Pedestrians and cyclists account for most of the traffic, and motor vehicles are made to drive 5-10mph as they look for parking. There’s shaved ice, jewelry, and art in many flavors, all unique to the area. Along the water, tightly packed together, are tour boats for various purposes, I didn’t read them all, but it looked like many were snorkel/scuba or just party cruises.

In the center of town is the Old Lahaina Courthouse. Directly in front of the courthouse doors is a park, which is home to a massive jungle tree that seems to grow horizontally rather than vertically as one might expect. scattered at the outskirts of its massive branches are smaller trees that act as support and have grown together with the limbs as if all part of the same entity. The tree’s growth has nearly entirely encompassed the courthouse itself, to such an extent that only one side of it is visible without walking through the tree’s domain. It was quite a sight.

Sarah and I dropped everyone else off at the condo and made a small trip to fetch supplies. In that time, ‘everyone else’ got drunk (drunker, actually; they had been drinking in Lahaina) and raided the pool, then cooked dinner. We returned to find a feast of carefully prepared tortellini marinara w/ turkey meatballs, and not a single person nearby sober enough to stand let alone prepare such an appetizing meal. Regardless, it was delicious. The remainder of the day consisted mostly of drinking and was otherwise uneventful. Or I can’t remember. I’m not sure which.


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Barrier

by TFox on October 8, 2010 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Photos

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